teenshealthandfitness:

Love pineapples!
trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
fagblogger:

omg

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via starsandskys)

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

mockingleader:

turnthedirtintojoy:

# we’re sexy and we know it

# walk, walk fashion baby

I heard the subtitles in caesar flickerman’s voice and now i’m confused.
teenshealthandfitness:

intensefoodcravings:

Blackberry Chia Breakfast Bowl

Yummmm
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
birdasaurus:

A cup of Jo
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